CHERRY SPRAY COLOGNE

So maybe you have 40k in student debt and a visit to France is well out of your current reach. But there are ways, my friends, there are ways. For example, did you know that Paris is famous for its cherry blossomed splendor in the spring? Did you know that we offer a free ticket to olfactory opulence with this robust, slightly tart scent? Slip on a smidge and traipse your way into fantasies of snapping that selfie by the Eiffel tower.