WATERMELON PERFUME OIL ESSENCES

How can you say that this won't make you swim with the elegance and drive of a gang of narwhal? What does this have to do with watermelon? Nothing. But narwhals are cool and watermelon is pretty much the coolest fruit. This is no watery incarnation, this is the lollipop version everyone wants, in that way that we all want secretly ride a narwhal. Don't we?